March 2012
February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Dear You,
Look at your face. It is the cutest thing in the entirety of existence. Nothing that has ever been or ever will is going to match how ridiculously, unbelievably cute your stupid fucking face is.
Love,
Me.
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