- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
My name is Casey. I am a 21 year old male from Northern California. My lifestyle choices include video games, movies, music and other such cultural nonsense. I am very much in love with a beautiful woman. I have a slight vinyl/board game/Magic: The Gathering addiction. Life is a simple process that I'm adept at fucking up. Enjoy this amalgamation of my thoughts, emotions, passions, pleasures and other nondescript nouns.